CH 1:"why India's GDP is not good enough?"
I think I got an answer..... -
you don't have to wait till your marraige to see a nude girl in advanced countries. Indian males had spent and spending lot of time, energy and resources in plotting strategies, writing poems, impressing, taming, seducing, and after all, restraining (u got to maintain ur clean image otherwise, The teacher will give u punch on exams). There is so much into it, that these guys couldn't manage to think out of it. U can witness at any corner of the street ("kutti chevaru"), where these guys sit in parallel queues and tallying the cosolidated marks of every girl in the locality. A rough calculation will show u 300% hike in GDP, if these guys (including me) start thinking beyond. One of my classmates responded affirmatively for my blog - 3 mistakes of my life, "I will atleast read the book for the fifth point". The height of all is the heroes like the one in the movie Autograph, who falls in love with three girls and marrying the fourth girl after spending a lot of time and energy in the construction and destruction of each love. And even after that I really wonder how these heroes like cheran, sathish look so innocent and say these are called "FEELINGS"?
you don't have to wait till your marraige to see a nude girl in advanced countries. Indian males had spent and spending lot of time, energy and resources in plotting strategies, writing poems, impressing, taming, seducing, and after all, restraining (u got to maintain ur clean image otherwise, The teacher will give u punch on exams). There is so much into it, that these guys couldn't manage to think out of it. U can witness at any corner of the street ("kutti chevaru"), where these guys sit in parallel queues and tallying the cosolidated marks of every girl in the locality. A rough calculation will show u 300% hike in GDP, if these guys (including me) start thinking beyond. One of my classmates responded affirmatively for my blog - 3 mistakes of my life, "I will atleast read the book for the fifth point". The height of all is the heroes like the one in the movie Autograph, who falls in love with three girls and marrying the fourth girl after spending a lot of time and energy in the construction and destruction of each love. And even after that I really wonder how these heroes like cheran, sathish look so innocent and say these are called "FEELINGS"?
This indicates that there is an amendment pending at our I std education " The basic needs of adolescent men are food, clothes, shelter and beautiful girls". My theory is very much justified in mumbai, the most modern and a high GDP city of India.
Those 10% percentage of hidden objects are dressed up so tight,"U don't really need an X-Ray for inspecting these mumbai girls". Sleeveless, backless, topless all have become or becoming common. A recently published data on two different magazines on two different subjects,80% of mumbai girls marry after 24.only 2 out of 5 mumbai girls lose virginity before 18. I leave the analysis to u.
Ch II When I speak about advanced girls, I cannot omit my relocation to mumbai for my new Job in Asian paints. Deccan airways had a tieup with this hotel(3 star, stayed for 15 days). Every now & then, U can notice a cabin crew checking in & out of the hotel. My routine is to go to the game parlour of the hotel every evening to play TT with strangers - mostly deccan girls every day. I have to admit "these deccan girls are stunningly beautiful in their casual wears - free flowing hair, low neck cum low hip t-shirts, the sweaty arm pits, knee high skirts....,". Sometimes I really had wiped my mouth. Everytime they wear a dress, they make sure that it reveals an inch of the unreavealed part of their body. That makes somebodyelse warns u that "check out the bulge at bottom". I taught TT to anita (from Delhi crew) correcting her stance, and the grip of the bat, I almost got fainted by her aroma, her partly revealing perky b**bs, & She had worn a pink shorts that hardly held her ass in it. Needless to say, I went dry alone by early morning in the bed.
Tanya, the young pilot from ahmedabad taught me to play snooker the other day. Neha and preity gave me company at dinner. On the sunday , I also swung in, inspired by the kolkata crew in bikinis in the swimming pool. I missed telling about the sweedish foreigners (andie, and rose) from capegemini, who regularly took sun bath lying down with bare back along side the pool.
At 6:00PM, I came out of the pool and had a chat with richa on the pool side, the most beautiful girl I ever had seen. She was wearing a rose low neck lacy t-shirt, a pale brown skirt and left her hair flowing freely. At 11:00 PM she said "Excuse me, I need to catch the flight". These crews stay only for few hours here and they had to catch up the next flight again. But still I can write 3 big novels about the experiences in those fifteen days. ( I chose not to tell about the sexual activities they carried out within their crew members.) I really regret being a QA manager in paints.
After that 15 days induction in mumbai with deccan girls, sleevelss hands, bare legs does not appeal me anymore. This high demand air hostess job pays only 8000 per month plus Rs 250 per hour of flying, A major junk of the 250 goes on the uglyfying materials (make up kits) for these beautiful girls. Every single girl is regretting or atleast doesn't have a pride about their job (though it was a dream earlier) as in it's core, they understood that they are simply high class waitresses. The sickest part of the job is that there is no permanant employee in air-hostesses. They are instantly out of the job if they don't meet the strict medical requirements (including their size ratios and overall weight) of the test conducted every six months. One of my friend confessed these 12th pass outs show too much of attitude. That's correct, these girls really doesnot have brains, they are really dumb when we speak about computers, commodities, engineering, management etc...., they are just english speaking machines fitted in a beautiful torso. U really have to go 5 levels down to have a long term relationships. Should I mention these baring beautiful english speaking girls as advanced...? or shall I mention the barely beautiful thunglish speaking CECRI PHD students?I sometimes felt that these girls are from some special breed of homosapiens unlike the majority indians, till the recent incident. One of my most conservative classmate mailed me to meet her when she had to hop a flight in mumbai. The image that flashed in mind was a traditional indian woman with her standard representation of her marraige..... She appeared in a blue jeans, a velvette black short shirt, with a pair of professional specs uttering, "Hi, U have changed a lot".(I do agree with the fact that jeans, probably torn jeans, has become the traditional dress of the whole world).
Ch III
I was sitting in 27A, the window seat, and I could see a mid aged fair woman in her jeans and white cotton semitransparent kurti, approaching towards me. Bingo!, her seat was 27C. As usual I started behaving polite, helpful, ...... In the course of chat,"I'm coming from London to india, after 4 years."
"That's great. I too like london. One of my cousin is there. He says it is beautiful city. How ab't ur family?"
"I don't have a family, I'm a Single."Double bingo!!
[I follow the handfull of kurals that I know, by principle. One of them is ("Piranmanai Knockadha Peranmai SanrorkuAranondro Andra Olhukhu.") The greatest discipline of great people is "The Significant Personaility trait that makes them not to watch others' wife"THough his principles are eternal and applies in practice even after an estimated 2000 years, we must admit Mr. Thiruvalluvar had no idea about the wives of recent days, In one of my visits to aquatica (a water park in Kolkata, 6 years back), my eyes got fixed to the pair of ni.. under a transparent wet white cotton bikini. nothing different fom a hungry tiger in a cage staring at a rabbit standing outside.From my back, "Hei anita, anand wants to play with u more, what r u doing here?" her husband told his sexy wife to play with his friend.Fortunately, Mr.Thiruvalluvar was not there.]
I used the prabudeva's tactic of speaking low. As she couldn't hear, took the seat of 27B to keep my voice audible to her. At once, as usual, the same guilty feeling, my beautiful WIFE'S innocent face appeared in my mind, this time along with my kid. After a brief pause I continued my chat. (I consoled my wive's image that this is not cheating. Only If I f**K it will be considered as cheating.)
"So what, U r still looking gorgeous, U can get married even right now"
Sir, U r getting too personal. So... what.., I am not looking for a relationship here, just making the most from this travel. It is as simple as that. But I have to confess u r really attractive. Trust me, I'm the gentlest man in the earth. I won't go beyond limits if u don't want to.
[She couldn't control her smile...]
oh... oh.... she uttered.
"OK. I'm destined to be single, I'm not going to get married."
"I don't understand "Destined"."
"My profession demands me to be single"
"What in the hell is such a profession?????? "
My business involve lot of travelling."
"Where?"
"Whereever my boss is going"
She slowly kept her soft left hand on my right hand in the armrest. May be accidental, But I'm happy about the swift progress, Seducing a women in almost no time, I honestly thought I am becoming an expert in this art
"What does ur boss do? "
"Anything he wants to do."
"What do u do?"
"Anything he wants me to do."
"oooh, Ok I put it this way, what actually is your profession called?"
She shyly uttered with a smirk, "ESCORT SERVICE"
Ok.... oh (It took some time for me to realize but soon enough.) My throat got suddenly clogged. What happened dear? she said.
I seriously managed to say "nothing.". I couldn't even pretend on my cell phone. she must be knowing cell phones doesnot work in flights.
I slowly said, "It was a tiring day, I'm feeling bit sleepy. ", moved on to 27A and closed my eyes. Many thoughts came by in my mind.......... expert... bullshit, seducing a prostitute........ ha ha ha. ........ she still has good looks......... control...... she must be using missionary position the most......... CONTROL CONTROL CONTROL........FORTUNATELY FLIGHT LANDED, AND I FLEW AWAY.
Urz luv"ly
Razigan
Living a life of a prodigal is bad but much better than doing nothing.
Those 10% percentage of hidden objects are dressed up so tight,"U don't really need an X-Ray for inspecting these mumbai girls". Sleeveless, backless, topless all have become or becoming common. A recently published data on two different magazines on two different subjects,80% of mumbai girls marry after 24.only 2 out of 5 mumbai girls lose virginity before 18. I leave the analysis to u.
Ch II When I speak about advanced girls, I cannot omit my relocation to mumbai for my new Job in Asian paints. Deccan airways had a tieup with this hotel(3 star, stayed for 15 days). Every now & then, U can notice a cabin crew checking in & out of the hotel. My routine is to go to the game parlour of the hotel every evening to play TT with strangers - mostly deccan girls every day. I have to admit "these deccan girls are stunningly beautiful in their casual wears - free flowing hair, low neck cum low hip t-shirts, the sweaty arm pits, knee high skirts....,". Sometimes I really had wiped my mouth. Everytime they wear a dress, they make sure that it reveals an inch of the unreavealed part of their body. That makes somebodyelse warns u that "check out the bulge at bottom". I taught TT to anita (from Delhi crew) correcting her stance, and the grip of the bat, I almost got fainted by her aroma, her partly revealing perky b**bs, & She had worn a pink shorts that hardly held her ass in it. Needless to say, I went dry alone by early morning in the bed.
Tanya, the young pilot from ahmedabad taught me to play snooker the other day. Neha and preity gave me company at dinner. On the sunday , I also swung in, inspired by the kolkata crew in bikinis in the swimming pool. I missed telling about the sweedish foreigners (andie, and rose) from capegemini, who regularly took sun bath lying down with bare back along side the pool.
At 6:00PM, I came out of the pool and had a chat with richa on the pool side, the most beautiful girl I ever had seen. She was wearing a rose low neck lacy t-shirt, a pale brown skirt and left her hair flowing freely. At 11:00 PM she said "Excuse me, I need to catch the flight". These crews stay only for few hours here and they had to catch up the next flight again. But still I can write 3 big novels about the experiences in those fifteen days. ( I chose not to tell about the sexual activities they carried out within their crew members.) I really regret being a QA manager in paints.
After that 15 days induction in mumbai with deccan girls, sleevelss hands, bare legs does not appeal me anymore. This high demand air hostess job pays only 8000 per month plus Rs 250 per hour of flying, A major junk of the 250 goes on the uglyfying materials (make up kits) for these beautiful girls. Every single girl is regretting or atleast doesn't have a pride about their job (though it was a dream earlier) as in it's core, they understood that they are simply high class waitresses. The sickest part of the job is that there is no permanant employee in air-hostesses. They are instantly out of the job if they don't meet the strict medical requirements (including their size ratios and overall weight) of the test conducted every six months. One of my friend confessed these 12th pass outs show too much of attitude. That's correct, these girls really doesnot have brains, they are really dumb when we speak about computers, commodities, engineering, management etc...., they are just english speaking machines fitted in a beautiful torso. U really have to go 5 levels down to have a long term relationships. Should I mention these baring beautiful english speaking girls as advanced...? or shall I mention the barely beautiful thunglish speaking CECRI PHD students?I sometimes felt that these girls are from some special breed of homosapiens unlike the majority indians, till the recent incident. One of my most conservative classmate mailed me to meet her when she had to hop a flight in mumbai. The image that flashed in mind was a traditional indian woman with her standard representation of her marraige..... She appeared in a blue jeans, a velvette black short shirt, with a pair of professional specs uttering, "Hi, U have changed a lot".(I do agree with the fact that jeans, probably torn jeans, has become the traditional dress of the whole world).
Ch III
I was sitting in 27A, the window seat, and I could see a mid aged fair woman in her jeans and white cotton semitransparent kurti, approaching towards me. Bingo!, her seat was 27C. As usual I started behaving polite, helpful, ...... In the course of chat,"I'm coming from London to india, after 4 years."
"That's great. I too like london. One of my cousin is there. He says it is beautiful city. How ab't ur family?"
"I don't have a family, I'm a Single."Double bingo!!
[I follow the handfull of kurals that I know, by principle. One of them is ("Piranmanai Knockadha Peranmai SanrorkuAranondro Andra Olhukhu.") The greatest discipline of great people is "The Significant Personaility trait that makes them not to watch others' wife"THough his principles are eternal and applies in practice even after an estimated 2000 years, we must admit Mr. Thiruvalluvar had no idea about the wives of recent days, In one of my visits to aquatica (a water park in Kolkata, 6 years back), my eyes got fixed to the pair of ni.. under a transparent wet white cotton bikini. nothing different fom a hungry tiger in a cage staring at a rabbit standing outside.From my back, "Hei anita, anand wants to play with u more, what r u doing here?" her husband told his sexy wife to play with his friend.Fortunately, Mr.Thiruvalluvar was not there.]
I used the prabudeva's tactic of speaking low. As she couldn't hear, took the seat of 27B to keep my voice audible to her. At once, as usual, the same guilty feeling, my beautiful WIFE'S innocent face appeared in my mind, this time along with my kid. After a brief pause I continued my chat. (I consoled my wive's image that this is not cheating. Only If I f**K it will be considered as cheating.)
"So what, U r still looking gorgeous, U can get married even right now"
Sir, U r getting too personal. So... what.., I am not looking for a relationship here, just making the most from this travel. It is as simple as that. But I have to confess u r really attractive. Trust me, I'm the gentlest man in the earth. I won't go beyond limits if u don't want to.
[She couldn't control her smile...]
oh... oh.... she uttered.
"OK. I'm destined to be single, I'm not going to get married."
"I don't understand "Destined"."
"My profession demands me to be single"
"What in the hell is such a profession?????? "
My business involve lot of travelling."
"Where?"
"Whereever my boss is going"
She slowly kept her soft left hand on my right hand in the armrest. May be accidental, But I'm happy about the swift progress, Seducing a women in almost no time, I honestly thought I am becoming an expert in this art
"What does ur boss do? "
"Anything he wants to do."
"What do u do?"
"Anything he wants me to do."
"oooh, Ok I put it this way, what actually is your profession called?"
She shyly uttered with a smirk, "ESCORT SERVICE"
Ok.... oh (It took some time for me to realize but soon enough.) My throat got suddenly clogged. What happened dear? she said.
I seriously managed to say "nothing.". I couldn't even pretend on my cell phone. she must be knowing cell phones doesnot work in flights.
I slowly said, "It was a tiring day, I'm feeling bit sleepy. ", moved on to 27A and closed my eyes. Many thoughts came by in my mind.......... expert... bullshit, seducing a prostitute........ ha ha ha. ........ she still has good looks......... control...... she must be using missionary position the most......... CONTROL CONTROL CONTROL........FORTUNATELY FLIGHT LANDED, AND I FLEW AWAY.
Urz luv"ly
Razigan
Living a life of a prodigal is bad but much better than doing nothing.
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nice sense..........with X
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